One Day You’ll Turn Into A Beautiful (Fill In The Blank)! &bull 9-30-2008 &bull 1 Comment

If By Salad Bar, You Mean PARTY…Then Yes! And By Party, I Mean Nuts. &bull 9-28-2008 &bull No Comment

Be A Nature Licker! &bull 9-26-2008 &bull No Comment

I Like The Deep Sea Toxins &bull 9-24-2008 &bull No Comment

Just Kidding, But I Look Great! &bull 9-22-2008 &bull 1 Comment

We Took On A Sea Bear And Jacked It’s Cave &bull 9-20-2008 &bull No Comment

If i Were A Real Seagull, I’d Peck Those Off…And I Also Wouldn’t Talk &bull 9-18-2008 &bull No Comment

REWARD: /Oh wait i’m already probobly dead &bull 9-16-2008 &bull No Comment

She originally came with a tiny child on her back &bull 9-14-2008 &bull No Comment

nick-nick-nick-nick-nick-nick-nick-nick-nickelodeon! &bull 9-12-2008 &bull No Comment